This is my best selling item. I sell shit loads. See what I did there? I said 'shit'. And guess what? I'm still a professional. Oh yes. Somebody stop me.
|Because I said so.|
The creation of this cozy was inspired by all the douches out there who say if you do 'xyz' you're not a professional. Of course xyz is the substitute for any number of things their small little minds have conceived to denigrate your behavior.
Here are some examples:
1) If you swear you're not a professional: I think I prove that wrong time and again. I thank you.
2) If you are humorous you're not a professional: Somebody tell that to all the presidents whose entire administrations have been jokes.
3) If you don't act like I do you're not a professional: Sorry but I don't think an asshat matches my outfit.
To sum up, professionals come in all sizes and colors. I think we can all agree. Well those of us who aren't morons would. Sure we may not all act exactly the same but that's a good thing. Because a world full of most individuals I meet would be like the Matrix sequels. A complete and utter disappointing letdown covered in pleather and arrogance.