That's a Bit Shit 6

Oreo cream isn't made of broccoli... or some other fibrous vegetable.

I'd bathe in this shit.


It's hot as Satan's balls.

Like looking into a mirror... if I could see my own back... and were ginger... on the beach.


I'm not this surfboard (that's David Beckham and no, that's not his wife)

No, not because I want to be that thin.  



2 comments:

  1. wow! I am just cracking up at your posts. you have a great sense of humor and it kinda brings me back to when I lived in england . . . tell it like it is. Thanks for linking to my blog and i'll be checking back in often. -Andrea

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  2. *rolling on the floor* great post! Love the last pix!

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