Oreo cream isn't made of broccoli... or some other fibrous vegetable.
|I'd bathe in this shit.|
It's hot as Satan's balls.
|Like looking into a mirror... if I could see my own back... and were ginger... on the beach.|
I'm not this surfboard (that's David Beckham and no, that's not his wife)
|No, not because I want to be that thin.|