Guess what? Chicken butt!
But really folks, the news which you didn't guess because you were too busy yelling about fowl anatomy, is that I'm moving again.
I know, I can't fricking believe it either.
Alas, moving requires cleaning. And the worst part is cleaning my home office. I am so very lucky in my current home to have a fourth bedroom which I can assign full time office rights. What's not so lucky is that it is completely cut off from the home and even has a door I can close. That means it usually turns into a pile of yarn, mugs, lotions, potions, high pile carpet and gremlins.
And then your house needs to be sold and people don't want to see a pile of mugs that say 'balls'. They want to see a room which can be used for their own purposes. Sadly funny mugs usually don't play a role in other people's lives like they do mine.
Invariably I must turn my office into how I'd actually like it to be on a regular basis just so strangers can come and look at it... which I'd never do for myself. It's completely insane.
During this task I figured out something which probably a million people before me have already talked about. But I don't read their crappy blogs or tweets or smoke signals. So I'm going to talk about it here and reaffirm to my own shattered psyche that I am indeed a super genius.
Have any crochet hooks which don't fit in your normal case? Or maybe you rarely use but want on hand? I give you... TACKY HOOKER SUPPORT, HOES!
I know what you're thinking. Those are just crochet hooks. On thumbtacks. On a cork board.
And you'd be fricking right.
Alas, it's a way to store crochet hooks. And you know, that's my whole purpose so it works. So there.
*Note- this also works with penny whistles. Or knitting needles. Or probably cigars. Maybe small dildos.
*Note again- no, that's not a prison tower spotlight shining on my wall. It's just a shitty filter.