Have you missed me? No? Shut the hell up then. You shouldn't say not nice things to me. I'm emotionally fragile.
Yeah, I am out of my holiday season stupor. You lot have no idea how hard I have been working. Basically it was as hard as a hooker during shore leave. Only with slightly less dignity.
My new year's goal for this blog is to have a weekly blog post. I had tried doing daily. But that just ended in tears and disappointment. And if I'm honest, mediocrity. I think a weekly post with all my cutting edge insights is just what the doctor ordered. And that I lose 15 lbs.
So here's to a great start to 2012. I'm off to buy a bunch of stuff on credit and blame the Mayans if I actually end up having to pay it off.