I am starting to become convinced that some men only have children to prove they have had sex with someone else. Probably a woman if I'm being honest.
But seriously folks, do you ever walk down the street and see a woman with a child and say, 'God in heaven who slept with her? She's got a face like a bag of mashed up twats!'
If you do say that, you're probably a woman as men don't think like that. You know the old joke- 'What's the fat bit around the vagina called? A woman.' We're sort of mobile vaginas to them.
Mobile vaginas. Good band name.