In the 'What's crossed my mind today' file...

So I've been thinking.

I am starting to become convinced that some men only have children to prove they have had sex with someone else.  Probably a woman if I'm being honest.

But seriously folks, do you ever walk down the street and see a woman with a child and say, 'God in heaven who slept with her?  She's got a face like a bag of mashed up twats!'

If you do say that, you're probably a woman as men don't think like that.  You know the old joke- 'What's the fat bit around the vagina called? A woman.'  We're sort of mobile vaginas to them.

Mobile vaginas.   Good band name.

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