The Dystopia is a four seater which transforms into a horse and carriage (horse is an optional upgrade). Its engine can run on human urine or cat poop, though mileage is much higher for the former.
Ann Ticrist, a member of the design team, said they "didn't focus on efficiency for cat poop fuel as those are probably the first pets most of us will decide to eat."
Cup holders are also not featured since surveys showed that we will mostly likely be drinking from skulls of various sizes- too many to design around. Engineers compensated by adding more hooks for pots and pans to clang on, as well as a compartment that doubles as a hiding place should the four horsemen approach.
The reactions to the vehicle were varied. One man said, "it's kind of depressing. I think if we still have cars after Armageddon, my boss will expect me to keep working." Another was more optimistic, stating "I'm interested in the upgrade which includes jars to keep the heads of the zombies I've killed."
Executives were reluctant to state when exactly the Dystopia will be released. They're concerned about competition from the rumored Toyota Apocalypse and Range Rover Sauron. Suggested plans are for a 2017 launch. But CEO Beau Jangles said, "it could be as soon as next week if the terrorists win."
